i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it
please publish that story
has this been done yet
This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels
The musical equivalent of red lipstick.
Ugh so amazing
there's beauty in your magic
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE
The last three Disney films that starred POC were the Emperor’s New Groove in 2000, Brother Bear in 2003 and Princess and the Frog in 2009.
What did they have in common?
You spin me right round baby
Right round like a record baby
Right round round round
everyone is dead
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.
This could have gone so wrong
Nothing goes wrong in Canada
Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things