meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

(via straw-ber-ry-swing)

telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

(via cultofwerewolves)

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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(Source: danielsharms, via howellwood)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via straw-ber-ry-swing)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via pizza)

kyleehenke:

have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you’re just like where diD THIS cOM E FROM

(via cultofwerewolves)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via straw-ber-ry-swing)

greetings:

me trying to flirt with a nerd

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via straw-ber-ry-swing)

I have been a youtuber and a beauty blogger for six years… What?!

(Source: niomismarts, via howellwood)

jesuser:

imagine all your online friends living near you

(via happiest)

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via cultofwerewolves)